Top Sony Complaints:

 5. "Disc Read Error"!!! - FCUK!!!!... now you have to buy another PS2. Oh, and they are already covering their asses on PS3 by classifying dust as an ACT OF GOD!

4. "The Sony PSP is powerful enough to play PS2 games!" -- oh really? Then why did it take 12 years to finally get out a Gran Turismo game? Wasn't that the video played on the thing at the 1999 E3? Jesus Christ!

3. Sony calls for compatibility between the two guitar/band video franchises for the PS3... Sony, by the way, is responsible for Beta-max, mini-disc, UMDs, whatever that fucking stick is called that they use in their cameras, Blue Ray (the only winner), and Communism.

2. UMD movies (even really bad ones) sell for $20 bucks. Yeah, uhh, or I can just load them for free onto that 4 gig fucking stick.

1. No Beta-max support!